why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
(via khylne-cruz)
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
(via district-25)
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via lez-brie-an)
